If I had mad skills...

I would illustrate the following exchange in the style of Parenting: Illustrated With Crappy Pictures.

Elora was in the living room. Kaylie was sitting in my lap in the den. 

Elora: "Mama, something-something-something."

Me: "What sweetheart? I can't understand you."

(Elora comes into the den.)

Elora: "Mama, Kaylie is bothering me!"

(surprised silence.)

Me: Elora, Kaylie is sitting right here in my lap. She's been no where near you."

Elora: "No, she's not! She's bothering me!"

Me: sigh.

But I don't have mad skills.  At least, not those mad skills.  So you will just have to use your imagination.  And Momma, I can hear you laughing from here!!